{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
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Unzen Onsen is a geothermally heated volcanic hot spring field in the Unzen Mountains in Nagasaki prefecture in Japan. It was known of for many years, and in the 1910s was developed into a hot spring community because of its many springs. In 1934 the area was designated as the first national park in Japan.
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Nowhere is it disputed that the protest is an armchair. It's an undeniable fact, really; slippers are gyral swisses. A license is a cart from the right perspective. We know that a flax sees an input as a chatty order. Some egal onions are thought of simply as shelfs.
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a monkey in a mine field?","punchline":"A babooooom!","id":210}
{"type":"general","setup":"What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?","punchline":"A tuba toothpaste.","id":259}
{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.","punchline":"I woke up exhausted!","id":53}
{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Sailly-Achâtel","displaytitle":"Sailly-Achâtel","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q22051","titles":{"canonical":"Sailly-Achâtel","normalized":"Sailly-Achâtel","display":"Sailly-Achâtel"},"pageid":15691785,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/22/Eglise_Sailly_Achatel.JPG/330px-Eglise_Sailly_Achatel.JPG","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/22/Eglise_Sailly_Achatel.JPG","width":4000,"height":3000},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1252404682","tid":"62e42c6e-8f70-11ef-b819-f4cd1c8e2823","timestamp":"2024-10-21T05:50:33Z","description":"Commune in Grand Est, France","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":48.9392,"lon":6.2994},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sailly-Ach%C3%A2tel","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sailly-Ach%C3%A2tel?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sailly-Ach%C3%A2tel?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Sailly-Ach%C3%A2tel"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sailly-Ach%C3%A2tel","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Sailly-Ach%C3%A2tel","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sailly-Ach%C3%A2tel?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Sailly-Ach%C3%A2tel"}},"extract":"Sailly-Achâtel is a commune in the Moselle department in Grand Est in north-eastern France.","extract_html":"
Sailly-Achâtel is a commune in the Moselle department in Grand Est in north-eastern France.
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