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Batocera wyliei is a species of beetle in the family Cerambycidae. It was described by Louis Alexandre Auguste Chevrolat in 1858. It is known from Cameroon, Angola, the Democratic Republic of the Congo, the Central African Republic, the Republic of the Congo, Equatorial Guinea, Gabon, the Ivory Coast, Nigeria, and Uganda.
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Arnolec is a municipality and village in Jihlava District in the Vysočina Region of the Czech Republic. It has about 200 inhabitants.
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