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{"type":"standard","title":"A Twisted Tale","displaytitle":"A Twisted Tale","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q116257531","titles":{"canonical":"A_Twisted_Tale","normalized":"A Twisted Tale","display":"A Twisted Tale"},"pageid":72668187,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/06/A_Twisted_Tale_book_series.png/330px-A_Twisted_Tale_book_series.png","width":320,"height":205},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/06/A_Twisted_Tale_book_series.png","width":343,"height":220},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1284962176","tid":"af6c170d-1649-11f0-b7cc-22b376117dc5","timestamp":"2025-04-10T20:23:38Z","description":"Disney-Hyperion book series","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Twisted_Tale","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Twisted_Tale?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Twisted_Tale?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:A_Twisted_Tale"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Twisted_Tale","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/A_Twisted_Tale","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Twisted_Tale?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:A_Twisted_Tale"}},"extract":"A Twisted Tale, also called Twisted Tales in editions with the complete series, is an anthology series of books based around alternate \"What if\" spins on Disney animated and Pixar films. They are published by Disney-Hyperion, and written by different authors, including Liz Braswell, Jen Calonita, Elizabeth Lim, and Farrah Rochon.","extract_html":"
A Twisted Tale, also called Twisted Tales in editions with the complete series, is an anthology series of books based around alternate \"What if\" spins on Disney animated and Pixar films. They are published by Disney-Hyperion, and written by different authors, including Liz Braswell, Jen Calonita, Elizabeth Lim, and Farrah Rochon.
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