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Steve-Waren Tiana Sean Jucher Traoré is a professional footballer who plays as a winger for Veikkausliiga club Haka. Born in France, he plays for the Benin national team.
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Beatriz Gómez Cortés is a Spanish Olympic swimmer. She swam at the 2012 Summer Olympics in the 200 m individual medley. Gómez won a gold medal in the 200m IM at the 2011 FINA World Junior Swimming Championships and won silver medals at the 2010 European Junior Swimming Championships in the 200m IM and 400m IM.
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\"Hurts\" is a song by Scottish recording artist Emeli Sandé, released as the lead single from her second album Long Live the Angels (2016) on 16 September 2016 through Virgin EMI Records in the United Kingdom. It was written by Sandé along with James Murray, Mustafa Omer, Matthew Holmes, and Philip Leigh, with production helmed by Mojam and duo Mac & Phil. Built around layers of percussion and double quick hand claps, the song peaked at number 22 on the UK Singles Chart and reached the top five in Scotland.
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