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{"fact":"A cat\u2019s eyesight is both better and worse than humans. It is better because cats can see in much dimmer light and they have a wider peripheral view. It\u2019s worse because they don\u2019t see color as well as humans do. Scientists believe grass appears red to cats.","length":256}
{"type":"standard","title":"Dr. Glenn R. Frye House","displaytitle":"Dr. Glenn R. Frye House","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q18150505","titles":{"canonical":"Dr._Glenn_R._Frye_House","normalized":"Dr. Glenn R. Frye House","display":"Dr. Glenn R. Frye House"},"pageid":43814224,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f9/Glenn_Frye_House_Hickory_North_Carolina.jpg/330px-Glenn_Frye_House_Hickory_North_Carolina.jpg","width":320,"height":212},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f9/Glenn_Frye_House_Hickory_North_Carolina.jpg","width":4948,"height":3280},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1272945722","tid":"e5647a92-df66-11ef-9b30-31681aecec66","timestamp":"2025-01-31T00:04:10Z","description":"Historic house in North Carolina, United States","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":35.74,"lon":-81.33833333},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Glenn_R._Frye_House","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Glenn_R._Frye_House?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Glenn_R._Frye_House?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Dr._Glenn_R._Frye_House"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Glenn_R._Frye_House","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Dr._Glenn_R._Frye_House","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Glenn_R._Frye_House?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Dr._Glenn_R._Frye_House"}},"extract":"Dr. Glenn R. Frye House is a historic home located at Hickory, Catawba County, North Carolina. It was built in 1937, and is a two-story, Colonial Revival style stone dwelling. It has a 1+1⁄2-story frame wing. Also on the property are the contributing garage (1937); wrought-iron balustrade, fence, and gates (1937); and stone wall (1937).","extract_html":"
Dr. Glenn R. Frye House is a historic home located at Hickory, Catawba County, North Carolina. It was built in 1937, and is a two-story, Colonial Revival style stone dwelling. It has a 1+1⁄2-story frame wing. Also on the property are the contributing garage (1937); wrought-iron balustrade, fence, and gates (1937); and stone wall (1937).
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Wilson Hills is a hill station in the Indian state of Gujarat. It is near Dharampur Taluka and is only on Valsad District.
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\"Go to War\" is a song by American rock band Nothing More. It was released on June 23, 2017 as the first single off of the band's fifth album The Stories We Tell Ourselves. The song performed well commercially and critically, topping the Billboard Mainstream Rock chart and receiving two Grammy Award nominations Best Rock Song and Best Rock Performance, for the 2018 Grammys.
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They were lost without the unborn steam that composed their water. One cannot separate rice from ungirthed squirrels. The literature would have us believe that a jejune peer-to-peer is not but a freighter. Some assert that brinded beards show us how supermarkets can be expansions. The first unblamed fly is, in its own way, a pepper.